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Perfect

Today I managed something
that I've never done before.
I turned in this week's spelling quiz
and got a perfect score.

Although my score was perfect
it appears I'm not too bright.
I got a perfect zero;
not a single answer right.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
Revenge of the Lunch Ladies


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On Jun 18, 2009 franklin lopez from USA wrote:
I LOVE ITT!!!!!!
On Jun 14, 2009 sophie from uk wrote:
it was ok i did not really like intill it got to the end. soz
On Jun 14, 2009 Rachel Johnson from England wrote:
I thought this poem was funny even though it's small. you do some very good poems Ken!
On Jun 11, 2009 Celia Wong from HongKong wrote:
It is funny that I laughed at the moment when I saw the sentence"I got a perfect zero".
On Jun 11, 2009 dylan470 from canada wrote:
this poem is okay, needs to be a bit longer, ask me for help

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