You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

You can argue with a tennis ball
or argue with your hat.
You can argue with bananas
or a broken baseball bat.

You can argue with your locker.
You can argue with your shoe.
You can argue all day long
until your face is turning blue.

You can argue with a pickle.
You can argue with a bee.
It's a fact that you can argue
with most anything you see.

You can argue with the football field
or argue with the bleachers.
But I've found it isn't very smart
to argue with the teachers.

--Kenn Nesbitt


Copyright © 2007 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

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Revenge of the Lunch Ladies


On Sep 26, 2014 noah from maine wrote:
On Jul 10, 2014 Minecraft Girl from The Nether wrote:
love it!!!
On May 15, 2014 gary from USA wrote:
this is cute
On Feb 10, 2014 love 108 from united States wrote:
Love it but so true
On Dec 16, 2013 KyleDaKid from Sesame St. wrote:
I really liked th3se poems. I even used this poem in my project at school. I hopefully will enter the time for kids poetry contest judged by Kenn Nesbitt! See you ladies and gentleman later! -KyleDaKid

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Lexile Text Measure: 580L
  Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 4.3
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.4
Gunning-Fog Index: 5
SMOG Index: 3.6
Automated Readability Index: 2.4
Grade Level Average: 3.7
  Text Statistics
Word Count: 94 words
Line Count: 16 lines
Average Line Length: 5.9 words
Average Sentence Length: 9.4 words
Average Word Length: 3.9 letters


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