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I'm Staying Home From School TodayA Funny School Poem for Kids I'm staying home from school today.
I'd rather be in bed
pretending that I have a pain
that's pounding in my head.
I'll say I have a stomach ache.
I'll claim I've got the flu.
I'll shiver like I'm cold
and hold my breath until I'm blue.
I'll fake a cough. I'll fake a sneeze.
I'll say my throat is sore.
If necessary I can throw
a tantrum on the floor.
I'm sure I'll get away with it.
Of that, there's little doubt.
But, even so, I really hope
my students don't find out. --Kenn Nesbitt |  This poem appears in the book
Revenge of the Lunch Ladies |
Copyright © 2007 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved
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On Jan 16, 2012 zainab manzoor from pakistan wrote:
dis is da funny poem in my life,,,,,,,and it is same as we feel in da morning when mom is beside da bed..... | |
On Jan 16, 2012 kausar hameed from pakistan wrote:
wow! its a brilliant poem. |  |
On Jan 12, 2012 Giggles from Canada wrote:
OMG. I love it. That is how, we all feel Monday mornings.
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On Nov 7, 2011 kiwwi from new zealand wrote:
this poem is great | |
On Mar 2, 2011 bailey(: from united states wrote:
i like this one!!:p |
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