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My Dog is Not Like Other Dogs
My dog is not like other dogs.
He doesn't care to walk,
He doesn't bark, he doesn't howl.
He goes "Tick, tock. Tick, tock."
He beeps each day at half-past nine.
At noon he starts to chime.
I have a strong suspicion
that my dog can tell the time.
Another dog might run and play,
or smother me with licking,
but my dog just annoys me
with his beeping and his ticking.
Should you decide to buy a dog,
consider my remarks:
When looking for a "watch dog,"
get yourself the kind that barks.
On Jan 12, 2012 Jay from USA wrote:
Hahahaha....this is gold! LOVE IT! all of his poems are awesome!
On Feb 25, 2011 kylie from mo wrote:
its alright sorta
On Jan 31, 2011 john robert maher from athy.KildareIreland. wrote:
its funny
On Jun 16, 2010 Holly from United Kingdom wrote:
I liked this poem because we doin poems in english and we have to bring in one, and this poem has structure, rhythm, rhyme, alliteration...and all kinds of things iM lokin for in the poem..
On May 9, 2010 Liam Meyer from Australia wrote:
It's halaries
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