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My Dog is Not Like Other Dogs
My dog is not like other dogs.
He doesn't care to walk,
He doesn't bark, he doesn't howl.
He goes "Tick, tock. Tick, tock."
He beeps each day at half-past nine.
At noon he starts to chime.
I have a strong suspicion
that my dog can tell the time.
Another dog might run and play,
or smother me with licking,
but my dog just annoys me
with his beeping and his ticking.
Should you decide to buy a dog,
consider my remarks:
When looking for a "watch dog,"
get yourself the kind that barks.
On Dec 13, 2009 kaitlin from MI wrote:
that is HILARIOUS i showed my teacher she didnt get at first then she started laughing though
On Dec 13, 2009 sal from usa wrote:
I need one of those. Very funny!!!!
On Dec 10, 2009 Autumn from leeds wrote:
it wass ok? not the best everr likee...
but..
On Dec 8, 2009 Kendall from U.S wrote:
I thought this poem was AWESOME! I thought it was so good that its the poem I've chosen to memorize for my class
On Nov 25, 2009 Myranda from United States wrote:
wow... that's cute!! I want to share this with my little siblings!!
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