My Dog Ate My Homework

From the book The Biggest Burp Ever

My dog ate my homework.
That mischievous pup
got hold of my homework
and gobbled it up.

My dog ate my homework.
It's gonna be late.
I guess that the teacher
will just have to wait.

My dog ate my homework.
He swallowed it whole.
I shouldn't have mixed it
with food in his bowl.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

Copyright © 2005 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.


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Lexile Text Measure: 350L
   
  Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 2.5
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.9
Gunning-Fog Index: 6.4
SMOG Index: 4.9
Automated Readability Index: 1
Grade Level Average: 3.3
   
  Text Statistics
Word Count: 55 words
Line Count: 12 lines
Average Line Length: 4.6 words
Average Sentence Length: 6.9 words
Average Word Length: 3.9 letters

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