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My Teacher Ate My Homework

A Funny School Poem for Kids

From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

My teacher ate my homework,
which I thought was rather odd.
He sniffed at it and smiled
with an approving sort of nod.

He took a little nibble --
it's unusual, but true --
then had a somewhat larger bite
and gave a thoughtful chew.

I think he must have liked it,
for he really went to town.
He gobbled it with gusto
and he wolfed the whole thing down.

He licked off all his fingers,
gave a burp and said, "You pass."
I guess that's how they grade you
when you're in a cooking class.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

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Revenge of the Lunch Ladies


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On Nov 13, 2014 Suzy from U.S.A. wrote:
I really like this poem.
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I really like this poem.
On Oct 15, 2014 fabian from auropa wrote:
I like this poem
On Jul 23, 2014 Josh from Australia wrote:
So funny
On Jul 15, 2014 Danya from London wrote:
ITS FUNNY AND AMAZING

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Reading Level of this Poem

Teachers may find this information useful. Please note that Lexile Measures are intended for prose, not poetry. So, technically, the Lexile Measure of any poem should be NP (for non-prose). Nevertheless, this information is frequently requested, so I provide the Lexile Measure for this poem as if it were prose. The Grade Level Average, below, may be a more accurate guide to the reading level of this poem.

Lexile Text Measure: 830L
   
  Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 5.7
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.8
Gunning-Fog Index: 7.1
SMOG Index: 4.7
Automated Readability Index: 4.1
Grade Level Average: 5.1
   
  Text Statistics
Word Count: 96 words
Line Count: 16 lines
Average Line Length: 6 words
Average Sentence Length: 13.7 words
Average Word Length: 3.9 letters