Welcome Back to School

A Funny School Poem for Kids

From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

"Dear students, the summer has ended.
The school year at last has begun.
But this year is totally different.
I promise we'll only have fun.

"We won't study any mathematics,
and recess will last all day long.
Instead of the pledge of allegiance,
we'll belt out a rock-and-roll song.

"We'll only play games in the classroom.
You're welcome to bring in your toys.
It's okay to run in the hallways.
It's great if you make lots of noise.

"For homework, you'll play your Nintendo.
You'll have to watch lots of T.V.
For field trips we'll go to the movies
and get lots of candy for free.

"The lunchroom will only serve chocolate
and triple fudge sundaes supreme."
Yes, that's what I heard from my teacher
before I woke up from my dream.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

Copyright 2007 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.


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This poem appears in the book
Revenge of the Lunch Ladies


Comments

On Mar 19, 2014 Blaze9800 from USA wrote:
I wish my school was like this then it would be awesome.
On Mar 11, 2014 Azu from Argentina wrote:
i like!
On Jan 17, 2014 nimka from sri lanka wrote:
a great song that i read on this site
On Jan 17, 2014 kate from netherlands wrote:
it is so unny ....... i wish my school was like this
On Jan 4, 2014 deena from dubai wrote:
its so so hard in 5th grade wish school was the same!!!!!!

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Reading Level of this Poem

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Lexile Text Measure: 570L
   
  Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 4.2
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.9
Gunning-Fog Index: 5.2
SMOG Index: 4.2
Automated Readability Index: 3.2
Grade Level Average: 3.9
   
  Text Statistics
Word Count: 133 words
Line Count: 20 lines
Average Line Length: 6.7 words
Average Sentence Length: 8.3 words
Average Word Length: 4.3 letters