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My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus

My sister thinks she's Santa Claus.
It's really kind of cute.
She likes to shout out "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
and wears a bright red suit.

She carries lots of toys around
inside a great big sack
and keeps her eight pet reindeer
with her sleigh out in the back.

She even has a workshop
where she makes a lot of noise
directing all the elves who help
by making brand new toys.

Then once a year, on Christmas Eve,
she flies off in her sleigh
delivering her gifts around the world
for Christmas Day.

She'd make a perfect Santa
which is why it's just too bad
my sister can't be Santa Claus;
see, Santa is our dad.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

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On Jul 8, 2009 hailey from washington wrote:
i think it would be funny if she put a red pillow in the suit and she didn't ride in a sleigh instead she ride on one of the reindeer and when they go deliver presents of the night of christmas eve she can fly on top of the reindeer!
On Jul 7, 2009 Mel from Singapore wrote:
I love this poem! It's very funny! :)
On Jul 5, 2009 Taylor from australia wrote:
this reeeeelie! funny hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
On Jul 3, 2009 inaya from america wrote:
kenn i did not really like the pome it is not that funny u did not put the really, really ,really,really,really,really funny funny fairy dust on it this time i do not know what to say it is really complicated i have never ever hated one of your stories before it is just complicated i do not know but the part that you said that she thinks she is santa claus that is funny dont worry be happy i still like your stories they have alot of funny fairy dust on them i love your stories but bravo for even trying your hardest and your best bravo
On Jun 29, 2009 lily from india wrote:
i loved this poem sooooooooo much that i am gonna say it in my school competition............. can't stop laughter............ :D

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