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This Morning is Our History Test
This morning is our history test.
I've pinned my notes inside my vest.
Inside my coat I wrote my notes,
including dates and famous quotes.
I've written more upon my hand
that only I can understand,
and in my socks and sleeves I stowed
my scribbled notes in secret code.
I've written down so many names
of winners of Olympic games,
of buildings, people, places too,
from Tennessee to Timbuktu.
I even copied down a piece
on ancient Rome and ancient Greece,
plus everything from Shakespeare's plays
to who invented mayonnaise.
I came to school so well prepared.
I wasn't nervous, wasn't scared.
But here it is, the history test.
I look inside my coat and vest
to get the dates and famous quotes
and find I cannot read my notes.
So much for Shakespeare, Greece and Rome.
I left my glasses back at home.
On Jan 30, 2012 Enikő :) from Hungary wrote:
I dont know how i got here but this poem is very funny. hope there will be more poems as good as this one.
On Jan 23, 2012 Jessie Smith from America wrote:
Great Poem So Funny =)
On Jan 16, 2012 Angelina Patrickson from America wrote:
this poem is so! funny ,hilarious.i loved it
On Apr 29, 2011 chimi dema from bhutan wrote:
i have recited this poem in my SCHOOL.....welll...every one liked it...!!!....its FUNNY and thumbs up...i like it a lot.!!
On Apr 19, 2011 Tifffff from England wrote:
Amazin! I told my bf and she luved it too! told others aswell! your a gr8 writer btw!
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