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All My Great Excuses

A Funny School Poem for Kids

From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking.

My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My notes were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.

I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
"I think you'll find it's easier
to do the work instead."

--Kenn Nesbitt


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Revenge of the Lunch Ladies


On Sep 23, 2015 Kylie from Colorado wrote:
Awesome 😜
On Aug 7, 2015 Minecraft Girl from The End wrote:
i don't get homework (I'm homeschooled). but i do love this poem!!!!
On Aug 4, 2015 Salmaan Adan from London wrote:
I really loved this poem because its so funny.
On Jun 15, 2015 harrum from pakistan wrote:
it really is fun while reading this poem
On Jun 15, 2015 ismail from pakistan wrote:
this poem is awesome .

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Reading Level of this Poem

Teachers may find this information useful. Please note that Lexile Measures are intended for prose, not poetry. So, technically, the Lexile Measure of any poem should be NP (for non-prose). Nevertheless, this information is frequently requested, so I provide the Lexile Measure for this poem as if it were prose. The Grade Level Average, below, may be a more accurate guide to the reading level of this poem.

Lexile Text Measure: 570L
 Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 3.7
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.9
Gunning-Fog Index: 7.2
SMOG Index: 5.4
Automated Readability Index: 3.2
Grade Level Average: 4.7
 Text Statistics
Word Count: 127 words
Line Count: 24 lines
Average Line Length: 5.3 words
Average Sentence Length: 8.5 words
Average Word Length: 4.2 letters
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