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I Love Me

I took myself out on a date
and said I'm looking grand,
and when I got my courage up
I asked to hold my hand.

I took me to a restaurant
and then a movie show.
I put my arm around me
in the most secluded row.

I whispered sweetly in my ear
of happiness and bliss,
and then I almost slapped me
when I tried to steal a kiss.

Then afterwards I walked me home
and since I'm so polite
I thanked me for a perfect date
and wished myself goodnight.

There's just one little problem
and it kind of hurts my pride.
Myself would not invite me in
so now I'm locked outside!

--Kenn Nesbitt


Copyright © 2001 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved

This poem appears in the book The Aliens Have Landed at Our School!.


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On Mar 30, 2008 John Jim from Jaimaca wrote:
This is th e best poem ever. This poem is about me.
On Mar 30, 2008 Borat from Kazahkstan wrote:
This is the worst poem ever............NOT. Vanilla Face
On Mar 30, 2008 2113161 ps im a robot from robocop wrote:
Greetings fellow scientific creations made up of molecules and matter, what is your scientific decoding funji. I do believe that the poem is very BAD IN A GOOD WAY>
On Mar 30, 2008 kini from france wrote:
thet is fab!!!
On Mar 30, 2008 Van Hage from france wrote:
i love this poem!!!

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