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Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! You've cut off your hair!
Your billowing tresses are no longer there.
That mohawk you're sporting is spiky and pink.
I'm really not certain just what I should think.
"I came here expecting to clamber a braid,
ascending your tower to come to your aid.
Instead I have suffered the greatest of shocks
to find that you've cut off your lovely blonde locks."
"Prince Charming, Prince Charming," Rapunzel replied,
"I have no intention of being your bride.
We will not get married. We will not elope.
I've cut off my hair and I've braided a rope.
"You came here to visit me once every day,
and promised that soon you would take me away,
but you were too clueless to even concieve
of cutting my hair off so we could just leave.
"I cannot believe you were such a big dope.
I come and I go as I please with my rope.
And so, I'm afraid I can't give you my hand.
In spite of the fabulous wedding you planned."
From then on Rapunzel was known through the land.
She toured the world in a rock and roll band.
And silly Prince Charming, with rocks in his head,
rode off and got married to Snow White instead.
On Dec 13, 2009 lydia from united kingdom wrote:
I love this poem, I think it's so funny! I´m saying it in the poem contest in my school. Wish me luck pece out peace out girl freind
On Dec 9, 2009 shewa from canada wrote:
i love it so much that i am going to keep reading it to my cat who seems to be anoyed
On Oct 19, 2009 Vanessa from United Kingdom wrote:
This poem rocks!!!! I love it soooooo much, complents to the writer!
On Oct 18, 2009 Mariana from Mexico wrote:
I love this poem, I think it's so funny! I´m saying it in the poem contest in my school. Wish me luck!
On Oct 8, 2009 fat lored from los lunas wrote:
cool poam
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