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My Mom's Spaghetti
My mom makes disgusting spaghetti
with horseradish sauce and sardines.
She tops it with pickles and mustard,
bananas and barbecued beans.
She serves it for supper on Sunday.
On Monday we have it for lunch.
It's breakfast on Tuesday and Wednesday.
By Thursday, you guessed it, it's brunch.
I don't like to hurt my mom's feelings.
I said that I loved it. (I lied.)
I always gave mine to our doggy.
And that's why our poor doggy died.
So next time you serve us spaghetti,
dear mother, don't make it like that.
Please serve it with red sauce and meatballs,
and that way it won't kill the cat.
On Sep 18, 2009 Susan from America wrote:
My mom makes stuff like dat....its DISGUSTING!
but i still tell her not 2 giv us stuff like dat 2 eat...
anyway...d poem was sooo funni!!!!
On May 19, 2009 Mishelle from U.S wrote:
thats funny
On May 18, 2009 Nathan from US wrote:
that waz hullarious... too cool for me!!!!!!
On May 18, 2009 Stefany from Brazil wrote:
I like so much this poem!It's so funny!!!
On May 14, 2009 mo from us wrote:
are u actualy taylor swift that wrote that comment
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