Poetry for Kids
Search this Site
  Login or Register
Home  ·  Poems  ·  Books  ·  Games  ·  News  ·  Links  ·  Your Account
 Main Menu



 Poetry Fun
 Home
 Funny Poems
 Books
 Games
 Email Newsletter
 News
 Podcast
 Poems by Email
 Poetry Lessons
 Rhyming Dictionary
 Surprise Me
 Surveys
 Web Links

 For Members
 Contests
 Forums
 Poetry Journals
 Your Account

 Articles
 About Kenn Nesbitt
 FAQ
 For Parents
 For Teachers

 School Visits
 School Visits
 Event Calendar
 Where's Kenn?

 Website
 Contact Kenn
 Statistics
 Link to Us

We received
97268908
page views since June 2004

 User Info
Welcome, Guest
Nickname
Password
Security Code: Security Code
Type Security Code

(Register)

Membership
Latest: xlord09
New Today: 1
New Yesterday: 5
Overall: 12846

People Online
Visitors: 225
Members: 3
Total: 228

Online Now
01: conversegirl
02: --Mimi--
03: LizaThePizza
 Subscribe

Use these buttons to read Poetry4kids news and poems in your favorite RSS news reader.

Funny Poems

AddThis Feed Button

Poetry4kids News

AddThis Feed Button

Follow Me on Twitter

My Mom's Spaghetti

My mom makes disgusting spaghetti
with horseradish sauce and sardines.
She tops it with pickles and mustard,
bananas and barbecued beans.

She serves it for supper on Sunday.
On Monday we have it for lunch.
It's breakfast on Tuesday and Wednesday.
By Thursday, you guessed it, it's brunch.

I don't like to hurt my mom's feelings.
I said that I loved it. (I lied.)
I always gave mine to our doggy.
And that's why our poor doggy died.

So next time you serve us spaghetti,
dear mother, don't make it like that.
Please serve it with red sauce and meatballs,
and that way it won't kill the cat.

--Kenn Nesbitt and Donna Lee Murphy

 

Copyright © 2006 Kenn Nesbitt and Donna Lee Murphy
All Rights Reserved


Print this Poem  Email this Poem  Read Another


Comments

On May 19, 2009 Mishelle from U.S wrote:
thats funny
On May 18, 2009 Nathan from US wrote:
that waz hullarious... too cool for me!!!!!!
On May 18, 2009 Stefany from Brazil wrote:
I like so much this poem!It's so funny!!!
On May 14, 2009 mo from us wrote:
are u actualy taylor swift that wrote that comment
On May 12, 2009 noah from usa wrote:
dont eat that

Use This Poem

Would you like to use this poem in your classroom? Would you like permission to reprint, record, recite or broadcast this poem, or set it to music? Please click on one of the following links for permissions and reprint rights information:

Fun Word Game

 Rate This Poem
Current Score: 4 stars (4.04)
Votes: 3508

Select Your Rating
I loved it! Loved it!
I liked it a lot! Liked it a lot.
I liked it. Liked it.
It was just okay. Just okay.
I didn't like it. Didn't like it.

 Poem Stats
Viewed128210 times
Rated3508 times
Emailed362 times
 Sponsors

About Us · Privacy Policy · Link to Us · Tell a Friend · Contact Us
Copyright © 2008, Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.
Page Generation: 0.54 Seconds