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You Can Never Be Too Careful

From the book My Hippo Has the Hiccups

You can never be too careful,
that's what I always say,
and so I wear a hat, or two,
in case my hair turns gray.
I've thirteen tires on my car,
in case I get a flat.
I wear my pants size fifty-three,
in case I grow too fat.

You can never be too careful,
I'm sure you'll find it's true.
I see the doctor every day,
in case I catch the flu.
I carry twenty handkerchiefs,
in case I have to sneeze,
and forty seven bandages,
in case I skin my knees.

You can never be too careful,
so if I take a walk,
I tiptoe everywhere I go
and whisper when I talk.
I hide my money in a box,
and lock it up inside Fort Knox.
My house is made of bricks and rocks.
The front door has a hundred locks.

But now I have a problem, see,
I'm locked inside without the key.
I've lost it and I can't get free.
I hid it much too carefully!

--Kenn Nesbitt

 


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My Hippo Has the Hiccups


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On May 1, 2016 shamalamadingdong from somewhere over the rainbow wrote:
this is the funniest poem ever
On Feb 25, 2016 William from USA wrote:
You can never be too careful? He is a little to careful now, also find that key before you starve.
On Feb 25, 2016 mjh from florida wrote:
haha
On Jun 18, 2015 kid wonder from usa wrote:
awesome
On Feb 28, 2015 Archana from Sri Lanka wrote:
Lol...

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Lexile Text Measure: 790L
  
 Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 4.2
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.4
Gunning-Fog Index: 6.2
SMOG Index: 3.7
Automated Readability Index: 2.2
Grade Level Average: 3.9
  
 Text Statistics
Word Count: 171 words
Line Count: 28 lines
Average Line Length: 6.1 words
Average Sentence Length: 14.3 words
Average Word Length: 3.6 letters
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