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The Contents of My Desk

A nail.
A nickle.
A snail.
A pickle.
A twisted-up
slinky.
A ring for
my pinky.
A blackened
banana.
A love note
from Hannah.
My doodles
of rockets.
The lint from
my pockets.
A fork-like
utensil.
But sorry...
no pencil.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
My Hippo Has the Hiccups


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On Oct 8, 2009 Hollie from England wrote:
Ohh,, that is funny but i think i wud be saying i have no pen instead....!!!!!! xxx lol xxx
On Sep 28, 2009 jadie from scotland wrote:
funny oh funny
On Aug 25, 2009 Margaret Camille E. Diaz from Philippines wrote:
dat is very funny having no pencil instead u things that isn't important to use in school
On Jul 27, 2009 Amulet Dia from Hong Kong wrote:
no pencils means no homework! yeah!
On Jul 23, 2009 destiny from england wrote:
very funny ceep up the good worke.

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