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This Poem's Not About a Dog

This poem's not about a dog.
It's not about a cat.
It's not about a fish or frog
or anything like that.

It's also not about my shoe,
or cows from outer space,
or purple pigs from Timbuktu,
or weasels on your face.

This poem's not the slightest bit
about some guy named Fred.
There are no robot ducks in it,
or hippos overhead.

It's not about electric sheep,
or eighty-five times nine,
or watching grandpa fall asleep,
or cheese from Lichtenstein.

It's not about a hungry hog
who ate a bowling ball.
This poem's not about a dog,
or anything at all.

--Kenn Nesbitt


Copyright © 2008 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved


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On Jun 12, 2008 You Know Who from USA wrote:
I memorized this poem for English class. It was pretty easy. I love this poem! A+++++++!
On Jun 5, 2008 bobby mcbob-bob from canada wrote:
from 1-10, i rate it7.5643807654675867
On Jun 4, 2008 meganalice from holmevalley wrote:
this is cool
On Jun 4, 2008 xxxxxxxxxx from england wrote:
wow i am useing this for my home work this is wicked lol
On Jun 4, 2008 adri from canada wrote:
wow this poem wuz........intresting but i liked it alot

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