My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry
and roundhouse kicked my rear.

My lizard flipped me upside down.
My kitten kicked my head.
My hamster slammed me to the ground
and left me nearly dead.

So my advice? Avoid regrets;
no matter what you do,
just please don't ever let your pets
take lessons in kung fu.

--Kenn Nesbitt

Copyright © 2008 Kenn Nesbitt
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	On May 8, 2008 josh from aus wrote: cool poem
	On May 7, 2008 Madison Herweck from St.Louis wrote: I loved how they added animals like taking kung fu because that could never happen ! And it was really so lol !!!!!!!!!
	On May 7, 2008 Jacques' from USA-Las Vegas wrote: Its a very cute poem for a kid.
	On May 6, 2008 aza from australia wrote: its cooool.
	On May 6, 2008 pupils of st pauls school from ireland wrote: we just love your poetry.........is it in audio as well?

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