Don't Ever Bite Your Sister

Don't ever bite your sister.
Don't kick her in the shin.
Don't slap your sister silly
and don't sock her on the chin.

Don't tape a "Kick Me" poster
upon your sister's back.
Don't take your stinky socks off
and then put them in her pack.

Don't purchase plastic spiders
and place them on her head.
Don't leave your rubber rattlesnake
inside your sister's bed.
 
Don't do this to your sister
for, if you ever do,
I'm pretty sure she may do something
even worse to you.

--Kenn Nesbitt

Copyright © 2008 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved

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	On Aug 25, 2008 lol from newzealand wrote: haha
	On Aug 19, 2008 annabell from austraila wrote: i always hit my sister shes mean
	On Aug 13, 2008 Annemarie from South Africa wrote: I love it! Very good.
	On Aug 6, 2008 poo from toilet wrote: good
	On Aug 1, 2008 mak from australia wrote: thanks

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