Don't Ever Ask a Centipede

From the book The Tighty-Whitey Spider

Don't ever ask a centipede
to play a game of soccer.
Remember, he has 50 pairs
of sneakers in his locker.

He dribbles 50 soccer balls
with 50 pairs of shoes,
and kicks them all concurrently.
He doesn't often lose.

He's such a fierce competitor
that, if you ever meet,
at first you'll see his hundred legs
and then you'll see defeat.

--Kenn Nesbitt


Copyright © 2010 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

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On May 15, 2012 MERCY.B from LONDON wrote:
That was a proper LOL!
On Dec 7, 2011 Isela Marie Garcia from Mose Lake WA wrote:
lol that funny it remid me of playing soccor with my dog she gets ran over but shes ok.
On Nov 21, 2011 fotballfan from usa wrote:
i love it
On Nov 8, 2011 anabel from st.johns wrote:
the best poem every
On Sep 28, 2011 Lexi from USA wrote:
You know I am huge at soccer, but this is one of the funniest peoms I've ever seen This is my first time getting on, so anyone tell me your funniest poem

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