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I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

I bought our cat a jetpack
which I think she liked a lot.
She strapped it on and instantly
she took off like a shot.

She zoomed around my bedroom
then she blasted down the hall.
She ricocheted off every piece
of furniture and wall.

Our dog freaked out and ran away.
Our hamster squeaked and fled.
I even saw my sister hiding
underneath her bed.

Our cat is so fired up
I almost hate to break the news:
She'll never catch our mouse;
I bought him rocket powered shoes.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

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The Tighty-Whitey Spider


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On Mar 15, 2010 Alien10 from USA wrote:
Nice poem Funny :)
On Mar 15, 2010 Alien from USA wrote:
Nice poem funny
On Mar 11, 2010 mini man from lichenstein wrote:
nice punchline imagine a mouse with rocket powered shoes, sehr gut
On Mar 11, 2010 lol command0 from Lichenstein wrote:
thats cool, imagine a mouse with rocket powered boots, sehr gut (verry good)
On Mar 10, 2010 Dylan from Canada wrote:
I liked it

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