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When Pigs Fly

I've heard it said that pigs will fly
and someday soon they'll rule the sky.
That may sound strange but, if it's right,
I don't suppose they'll fly a kite.
I'll bet, instead, they'll have to train
so they can learn to fly a plane,
or join the Navy where they'll get
to learn to fly a fighter jet.

Or maybe they'll grow piggy wings,
or put on shoes with giant springs,
or fly in huge hot-air balloons,
or seaplanes with those big pontoons,
or biplanes like a flying ace,
or shuttles into outer space,
or rocket ships for trips to Mars,
or flying saucers to the stars.

However pigs decide to fly,
as long as they are way up high
and busy buzzing all around
instead of grunting on the ground,
I think it's safe to say I'll love
to see them soaring up above.
I'm sure I won't be shocked or shaken.
Still, I'll prob'ly miss the bacon.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

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On Jul 12, 2009 Jerry Kwak from Australia wrote:
Wow!It blew me away!It was a good topic.
On Jul 7, 2009 Rabbani from EDINBURGH wrote:
it was cool man
On Jul 7, 2009 Jasmine from Australia wrote:
I think it is a good poem because it is funny and it is rhyming so I think it is a very well done poem.
On Jun 28, 2009 bjgg from austria wrote:
i loved it so much i had bacon for tea
On Jun 26, 2009 marianne from canada wrote:
umm cool didnt get it though...

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