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The Tighty-Whity Spider

(to the tune of "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider")

The tighty-whity spider went down the waterslide.
Got a water wedgie halfway down the ride.
Jumped up and screamed and ran around in pain.
Now the tighty-whity spider will not do that again.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
The Tighty-Whitey Spider


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On Jan 30, 2012 Natalie from Mankato wrote:
I loved this poem because it is funny.
On Jan 21, 2012 cindy buggs from nashville,tn wrote:
this needs to be longer and a little bitt better
On Oct 29, 2010 Hala from Jordan wrote:
Well , I Think It Needs To Be A Little Longer
On Oct 28, 2010 CLASSIFIED NAME from CLASSIFIED COUNTRY wrote:
it's good but also HAILARIOUS MUHAHAHA
On Oct 27, 2010 Amya Beavers from United states wrote:
Wow!Who ever would havethoughy of that!

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