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The Tighty-Whity Spider

(to the tune of "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider")

The tighty-whity spider went down the waterslide.
Got a water wedgie halfway down the ride.
Jumped up and screamed and ran around in pain.
Now the tighty-whity spider will not do that again.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

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The Tighty-Whitey Spider


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On Mar 9, 2010 samara from usa wrote:
it was cute but so short."hay i write poems!"
On Mar 8, 2010 Xela from Narnia wrote:
I actually had to sing to the tune of the itsy-bitsy spider to read it. It fits!!!
On Mar 7, 2010 Adrienne from US wrote:
I liked it, but it was really short.
On Mar 3, 2010 MILLS THE 5th from Jupeter wrote:
pizza tastes good
On Mar 1, 2010 Paige from USA wrote:
lol! funny

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