Kenn Nesbitt's Poetry for Kids
Home  ·  Poems  ·  Books  ·  Games  ·  Videos  ·  Podcast  ·  News  ·  Links  ·  Mobile  ·  Search  ·  Your Account
  Login or Register
 Search this Site
 Main Menu


 Poetry Fun
 Home
 Funny Poems
 Poems by Category
 Books
 Email Newsletter
 Games
 Interviews
 Mobile Apps
 News
 Podcast
 Poems by Email
 Poetry Lessons
 Rhyming Dictionary
 Surprise Me
 Store
 Surveys
 Videos
 Search
 Web Links

 For Members
 Contests
 Forums
 Poetry Journals
 Your Account

 Articles
 About Kenn Nesbitt
 FAQ
 For Parents
 For Teachers

 School Visits
 School Visits
 Skype Visits
 Event Calendar
 Where's Kenn?

 Website
 Contact Kenn
 Kenn on Facebook
 Kenn on Google+
 Kenn on Twitter
 Kenn on YouTube
 Search this Site
 Mobile Edition
 Statistics
 Link to Us

We received
160023860
page views since June 2004
 User Info
Welcome, Guest
Nickname
Password
(Register)
Membership
Latest: sophiachan
New Today: 3
Yesterday: 2
Overall: 21253
People Online
Visitors: 425
Members: 0
Total: 425
 Subscribe

Use these buttons to read Poetry4kids news and poems in your favorite RSS news reader.

Funny Poems
AddThis Feed Button

Poetry4kids News
AddThis Feed Button

Poetry4kids Videos
AddThis Feed Button

Follow Me on Twitter
 Kenn's Books

I Ran for the Chapstick

I ran for the Chapstick mom keeps in her purse.
My lips were so chapped that they couldn't feel worse!
I dug through her handbag and pulled it out quickly,
then sighed in relief as I smeared it on thickly.
I felt so much better I almost rejoiced.
My painful, dry lips were now mended and moist.
My dad burst out laughing. My mom looked amused.
Her Chapstick was lost. That was lipstick I'd used.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

Copyright © 2012 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved

Print this Poem  Email this Poem  Post this Poem  Read Another

Comments

On May 18, 2012 Opal from U.S.A wrote:
This poem is probably the best one I read. In other words I loved this poem :D
On May 18, 2012 jessica davey from franklin wrote:
i love this poem but i love my teacher took my ipod more lol
On May 18, 2012 single from usa wrote:
haha so funny
On May 16, 2012 kamira from RSA wrote:
This poem is so funny! I love! it is the BEST!
On May 14, 2012 Elisabeth from Guyana wrote:
this is really funny!

Use This Poem

Would you like to use this poem in your classroom? Would you like permission to reprint, record, recite or broadcast this poem, or set it to music? Please click on one of the following links for permissions and reprint rights information:
 Rate This Poem
Current Score: 4 stars (3.94)
Votes: 1811

Select Your Rating
I loved it! Loved it!
I liked it a lot! Liked it a lot.
I liked it. Liked it.
It was just okay. Just okay.
I didn't like it. Didn't like it.
 Poem Stats
Viewed58249 times
Rated1811 times
Emailed118 times
 Sponsors

About Us · Privacy Policy · Link to Us · Tell a Friend · Contact Us
Copyright © 2008, Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.
Page Generation: 0.10 Seconds