I Didn't Go Camping

A Funny Summer Poem for Kids

From the book The Biggest Burp Ever

I didn't go camping.
I didn't go hiking.
I didn't go fishing.
I didn't go biking.

I didn't go play
on the slides at the park.
I didn't watch shooting stars
way after dark.

I didn't play baseball
or soccer outside.
I didn't go on an
amusement park ride.

I didn't throw Frisbees.
I didn't fly kites,
or have any travels,
or see any sights.

I didn't watch movies
with blockbuster crowds,
or lay on the front lawn
and look at the clouds.

I didn't go swimming
at pools or beaches,
or visit an orchard
and pick a few peaches.

I didn't become
a guitarist or drummer,
but, boy, I played plenty
of Minecraft this summer.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

Copyright © 2013 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.


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The Biggest Burp Ever


Comments

On Jul 28, 2014 RTJS from LUDTUL wrote:
HAHA! MINECRAFT!
On Jun 30, 2014 poo from your bum wrote:
OMG!!! That was amazing im in LOVEE LOLOLOLOL
On May 16, 2014 Tristan from USA wrote:
Minecraft the best game on earth
On Apr 7, 2014 steve from minecraft world wrote:
I would marry this poem if I was older
On Apr 4, 2014 Me from World of Poems wrote:
Yess! Minecraft is soooo Awesome!

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Reading Level of this Poem

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Lexile Text Measure: 590L
   
  Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 3.2
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 4.2
Gunning-Fog Index: 4.9
SMOG Index: 4
Automated Readability Index: 2.9
Grade Level Average: 3.8
   
  Text Statistics
Word Count: 116 words
Line Count: 28 lines
Average Line Length: 4.1 words
Average Sentence Length: 8.9 words
Average Word Length: 4.1 letters

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